By: Anime LAH a.k.a. Sailor LAH!
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Part One: The Moon Orbs
Chapter 1: How It Started….
A nice peaceful day in the book world of The Tale of the Four Gods. Miaka was sitting happily on a lovely sunny hill. Tamahome sat by her, hand grasped around hers. They were so happy together. Both smiling at one another. Miaka leaned her head on Tamahome’s shoulder. “Oh Tamahome… The sun rise is so beautiful.” said Miaka. “Yes, but not as beautiful as you” said Tamahome, kissing Miaka sweetly on the lips. Miaka smiled. “I hope we are never apart .” said Miaka. “Me…” started Tamahome when suddenly he vanished. “Nani!?” yelped Miaka when she saw him vanish. “TAAAMAAHOMEE!! WHERE ARE YOU? TAAMAAHOMEE!”yelled Miaka as she jumped up fast and started looking for him frantically. “No… Tamahome…” said Miaka a few moments later as she fell to her knees, crying. “Miaka! What’s wrong?” asked Hotohori as he ran to her, since he had heard her yelling. “Tamahome is… Tamahome is… GONE!” whimpered Miaka. “Don’t worry Miaka, we’ll find him.” said Hotohori trying to make her feel better. Miaka sniffled, tears running down her cheeks.
A not so peaceful day in the lives of the Gundam Pilots. Right in the middle of a violent battle. “Hey Quatre, I need some back up!” yells Duo over the communicator in his Gundam. “Okay I will be there in a second.” replies Quatre over the communicator. “Ok but hurry Quatre!” replied Duo. “If you weren’t so weak Duo, you wouldn’t need back up.” sneered Wufei at Duo. “Shut-up Wufei, I am busy.” growled Duo. Sandrock finally made it over to Deathscythe. “Duo, I am here.” said Quatre. No reply. “Duo?” asked Quatre as he defended Deathscythe from some of the OZ moblie suits. “DUO! WAKE UP!”yelled Quatre. Duo wasn’t even in his cockpit… he had… VANISHED!!
On the planet Earth, things were getting interesting during training for the Z fighters. “Your not even trying!” shouted Piccolo at Gohan. “Just you wait.. I am gunna… make you sorry you said that.” said Gohan and he powered up. Piccolo gave a evil smile. Gohan rushed at Piccolo, throwing tons of punches at him. Piccolo dodges them all. Over a ways away we see 2 supersaiyans sparing vigorously. Trunks and Vegeta, both fighting hard, sweat rolling down their faces. “Time for me to finish this spar!” yells Vegeta as he powers up. “I am the one who will win!” yelled Trunks. Vegeta shot his power at Trunks.. But wait… where is Trunks? Trunks had vanished suddenly! “Where are you coward!?” shouts Vegeta. He looks around but sees no trace of Trunks. “Humm no power level of his showing up…”thought Vegeta. “Well I guess this means I win this spar.. Till next time” said Vegeta out loud.
Out some where, was Gourry and Lina. Gourry was sleeping soundly next to a camp fire. Lina was asleep too until she heard him snoring. “Ugh Gourry no baka…” growled Lina as she sat up. She stared at the fire for a while. “Now its getting close to dawn…” sighed Lina, eyes blood shot from no sleep. She glared over at Gourry who was sleeping soundly, drooling in his sleep, big grin on his face. Lina scowled. “Grrr.. Wake up!!” shouted Lina as she was about to punch him in the face. Then she saw he was gone. “Where…Where did he go??” said Lina aloud, very very puzzled.
In Rei’s temple, the 5 inner senshi were having a friendly sleep over. “Pass the popcorn!” yelled Usagi. “Usagi, shhhh i wanna hear the movie!!” said Rei. “Shh you 2, this is the best part!” whispered Makoto. “Give me the popcorn and I will shut up!” yelled Usagi. “Here now shut up!” said Minako as she handed the popcorn bowl to Usagi. “Arigato!” replied Usagi as she started stuffing her face with popcorn. “Hey, Ami, put that book down and watch the movie…” sighed Minako as she looked at Ami with her nose in the book. Suddenly Tamahome falls out of Ami’s sleeping bag, landing on Minako. “AAHHHHH PERVERT!!!” screamed Minako. “Ahh sorry, miss!” yelped Tamahome and he jumped away from her. “Who.. Are you!?!?!” questioned Minako, eyes wide. “I am Tamahome… where am I?” replied Tamahome, looking around. “Your.. At the Hino temple..” said Minako. “Oh. Umm nice pajamas…” said Tamahome, noticing Minako’s night gown. “Look who’s talking.” said Minako with a bit of annoyance, looking at Tamahome in Ami’s pajamas. “What the hell!?!?!” yelled Tamahome, noticing the pajamas. “What have you done with Ami-chan!?” questioned Minako as she stomped over to Tamahome. “OUCH!” yelled a voice. “Opps.. Uhh sorry Rei.” said Minako, noticing she steped on Rei in her sleeping bag. “Who the hell is Rei?” asked Duo as he poped his head out of Rei’s sleeping bag. “EEEKKK!! ANOTHER PERVERT!!!”screamed Minako, seeing Duo could see up her night gown. She kicked him in the jaw. “AHH! GEEZ! That hurt!!” yelped Duo, rubbing his jaw. Tamahome fell over laughing. “SHUT UP TAMA WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS!” shouted Minako, very annoyed. “Hey.. Lina.. Ya mind keeping the racket down, I AM TRYING TO SLEEP!” said an anoyed voice. “Lina??” asked Duo, confused. Gourry poped his head out of Usagi’s sleeping bag. “Ugh where did all this popcorn come from…hey, you guys ain’t Lina!” yelped Gourry, noticing he was not where he used to be. “And your not Usagi!! What have you done with Usagi-chan!?” shouted Minako, pointing to Gourry. “And you! Your not Rei-chan! What have you done with her!?” shouted Minako at Duo. “Who’s Usagi?” asked Gourry, confused as he stood up out of the sleeping bag. “Your wearing her night gown!” shouted Minako, pointing to Gourry. “Huh?” said Gourry, even more confused. “Geez! Your such a baka!” screams Minako, very annoyed. “Settle down lady, don’t get your thong in a twist.” smirked Duo. “Shut up braidy boy!” yells Minako at Duo as she turns to him. Tamahome is rolling on the ground laughing. “This isn’t funny! What have you perverts done with my friends!” questions Minako, getting very tired of asking. “I have no clue where your friends are.” says Duo as he gets out of Rei’s sleeping bag. “You’re all wearing their night gowns!” says Minako. “We kinda noticed that.” said Duo, crossing his arms. “What did we notice?” asks Gourry. “That your wearing a girl’s night gown, baka.” says Tamahome, laughing hard. Minako kicks Tamahome in the back. “Stop laughing!” shouts Minako. “Ouch! That hurt!” yelped Tamahome, rubbing his back. “Mako-chan! Help me find Rei, Usagi and Ami!” calls Minako to Makoto in her sleeping bag. Suddenly Makoto’s sleeping bag explodes. “What the!?!?!?” yelped Gourry when he saw the explosion. After the smoke cleared, there was Trunks, standing where the sleeping bag had been, breathing hard. “Ugh.. Father.. Where.. Are.. You??” said Trunks slowy, panting. He looked around. “Hey wait.. This isn’t where I was fighting my father..” said Trunks, feeling rather stupid for his mistake. “Who the hell are you?” asks Duo. “I am not telling until you tell me who you are.” replied Trunks. “I am Duo Maxwell, I may run in hide but I never tell a lie. Now who are you?” says Duo, crossing his arms. “I am Trunks Briefs. Where are we might I ask?” said Trunks. “Trunks Briefs…” chuckles Gourry, he then bursts out laughing. Trunks glared at Gourry. Gourry didn’t notice the glare. “Shut up who ever you are.” said Trunks sternly. “My.. Hahah.. Name…haahahahehe… is..Gourry…HAHAHAHAHA” laughs Gourry. Everyone sweatdrops. “What the heck is going on!? Who are you people!? And what have you done with my friends!?” screamed Minako. “I dunno who your friends are.. And I do not know these other guys.” said Tamahome, standing up off the floor. “Well how come your all wearing.. Women’s night gowns?” asked Trunks, raising an eyebrow. “Your wearing one too if you haven’t noticed.” said Duo, pointing at Trunks. Trunks looked down at his clothing. He blushed. “Uh.. Okay why are WE wearing women’s night gowns?” asked Trunks. Everyone sweatdrops. “We don’t know.” said Tamahome. “I was busy kicking some OZ butt and then suddenly I was in this sleeping bag and the blonde stepped on me.” said Duo. “OZ? Who’s OZ?” asked Trunks. “I will explain OZ later.” said Duo. “Well I was sitting on a hill with my friend and them I was suddenly flying out of a sleeping bag and fell onto this girl.” said Tamahome, looking at the other guys. “Blonde? This Girl? MY NAME’S MINAKO! YOU COULD AT LEST ASK ME MY NAME!” shouts Minako, rather irritated. “Well I was sleeping and having a great dream when I heard Vaginako yelling and that woke me up, and I was in the sleeping bag.” said Gourry. The others laugh at how Gourry pronounces Minako’s name. “Its Minako! MI-NA-KO!” yells Minako into Gourry’s ear. “Uhh make that Minako.” said Gourry. “I was training with my father and was about to win the spar when I was suddenly exploding this sleeping bag instead of him.” said Trunks. “Soo if you perverts are telling the truth, you all got transported here somehow..” said Minako, putting her hand on her chin, thinking. “I AM NOT A PERVERT!” shouts Tamahome. “What’s a pervert?” asks Gourry. “Gourry… just don’t ask, your probably not one…” sighes Duo. “Well anyway… So if you were all transported here in my friends’ places.. Since your wearing their nightgowns.. Then.. Maybe they were transported to where you guys were.” said Minako. “Thats a posiblity.” said Trunks. “That’s bad, that means your friend might have got transported into my Gundam and blown up…” said Duo. “NANI!?” yelped Minako. “If one of your friends got transported to where I was.. Who knows what my father might have done to her..” said Trunks. Minako’s eyes widened. “I hope your friend doesn’t get stuck in my world.” said Tamahome. “Geez! Are all you guys in like whacked up worlds!? Ugh!!!” shouts Minako. “Well your world looks pretty whacked up too, Minako.” said Tamahome, looking around at all the popcorn, sleeping bags, and girl stuff lying around. “Well, since you guys are all stuck here till I can find a way to switch you with my friends, I guess you have to stay here for a while.” sighed Minako. “Where?” asked Gourry. “Here, baka! This temple!” shouts Minako. “This is a temple? Looks more like a lesbian party to me.” said Duo. “You take that back you gay little pervert!” growls Minako as she whacks Duo upside the head. “Ugh you mind not whacking me, I get enough whacks being a Gundam pilot!” yelps Duo. “Quit saying such mean things and I will stop.” says Minako as she glares at Duo. “Mean? Your calling me mean? You’re the one calling all of us perverts!” argues Duo. “Hey lets just forget all of this and try to get along, since it seems we are going to all be stuck here for a while.” says Trunks. “Ya know he’s got a point.” said Tamahome. “Oh great…” sighed Minako. “Don’t worry Minako, you’ll learn to like me!” said Gourry grinning. “Stop grinning your freaking me out.” said Duo as he steped back a little from Gourry. “I am? Well too bad!” said Gourry as he walked over to Duo while he still grinned. “Well I hope Rei’s grandpa doesn’t notice he’s housing mostly boys instead of me and my friends,” said Minako dully. “What will you do if he does notice?” asked Trunks. “Actually… I think.. I can make it so he won’t ever notice.” said Minako with a slight evil grin.
Chapter 2: Fun Time!
“Uh oh… I don’t like that grin she has on her face.” said Tamahome. “What are you planing, Minako?” asked Trunks, raising an eyebrow. “Since Rei’s grandpa, who runs this temple, has semi-bad eyesight… he won’t be able to see you as clearly. But he might be able to tell you guys are guys as how you are now… BUT, if I give you all make overs to look like my friends then I am sure he wouldn’t notice that you aren’t them!.” said Minako with a evil gleam in her eyes. “No way, no never! I am never ever going to dress up as a girl!” shouts Tamahome. “Well if you don’t, you might get found out by Rei’s grandpa and the he would report you to the police and then you would get arrested for rape and then you would be stuck in prison for the rest of your lives and never get back to your worlds…” said Minako really fast. Gourrys eyes were all swirly “That’s not good” said Gourry as if he were dizzy. He then fell over. The others sweatdrop. “Well its either get dressed up or locked up, your guys choices.” said Minako, putting her hands on her hips. “I don’t want to be locked up… but I don’t wanna dress up either!” argues Tamahome. “Well I want to get back to my world, so I chose not to be locked up.” said Duo, rather annoyed but agreeing with Minako. “Thats one! Now how about the rest of you?” asked Minako. “Just don’t take my picture and don’t ever tell anyone about this.. And I will agree to get dressed up.” said Gourry. “Okay! That’s 2! Well Trunks and Tamahome, what’s your choices?” asked Minako, looking at Trunks and Tamahome. “If it is the only way… I agree to do it.” said Trunks glumly. “Well Tamahome?” asked Minako. “Ugh fine, since it seems to be my only option.” sighed Tamahome. “Great! Make up time! Who’s first!?” said Minako, very happy for some reason. The 4 guys step back a few steps. “If one of you don’t volunteer, I will just pick one of you!” said Minako. No movement “Okay! I pick Duo to go first!” said Minako. Duo sighed and walked over to Minako. “Now lets see where to begin.” said Minako, looking Duo over. The others just watched, awaiting their horrible fate. “Sit down.” said Minako. Duo sat down. Minako sat behind him. She then reached for his braid. “Hey! Don’t touch the braid!” shouts Duo. “I am not gunna hurt it, I just have to undo it so its lose, Rei wears her hair down so you have to too.” explained Minako. Duo made a face. “Fine..” said Duo, rather irritated. Minako undid his hair and let is lay on his back down to the floor. Minako got up and went to Rei’s chambers. The other guys chuckled at Duo with his hair down. “Its not funny…” said Duo glaring at the others. Minako got back with a black pair of spandex pants, red sweater, and red high heels. “Here put this on.” said Minako, handing it to him. He pulls it over the nightgown. “Well thats the best for you. NEXT!” said Minako. Total silence. “Okay, I pick Tamahome!” said Minako, pointing to Tamahome. He groaned and went over to her. Duo walked over to the other guys. Gourry was trying to hold back laughter. “You laugh and you’re dead got that Gourry?” said Duo as he glared at him. Gourry was getting blue in the face from holding back the laughter. “Now what to do with you..” said Minako, looking up and down at Tamahome. She snaped her fingers. “I got it!” said Minako as she walked over to Ami’s overnight bag. She pulled out a cute pair of blue jean short shorts and a striped top with black sneakers. “Here put these on!” said Minako as she threw him the outfit. “Is it just me or did you pick the girliest looking outfit out of that bag?” said Tamahome as he caught the shorts and top. He put them on. Minako walked over to him. “There we go, now you look like Ami-chan!” said Minako grinning. Tamahome made a face. “Next!”yelled Minako. No movement. “Okay I pick Gourry!” said Minako, pointing to Gourry. Gourry walked over to her. “Well hurry up! I don’t want this to take too long…” said Gourry. “Turn around.” said Minako. Gourry turned. Minako grabed his hair and split it into 2 equal sections. “Hey! That hurts!” yelped Gourry “Shhh…” said Minako as she started twirling the 2 sections into ondangos. Then Minako got up and walked over to Usagi’s night bag. She pulled out a cute little orange skirt, purple jacket and pink shirt. “Here we go.” said Minako as she walked back to Gourry. “I am not wearing that…” said Gourry. “Yes you are.” said Minako. “No I am not!” said Gourry. “Yes you are!” said Minako with a growl. “No I am not!” said Gourry. Minako jumped on him and they started rolling around on the floor. Tamahome was laughing his head off. “Your.. Going to … where this… got it!?” shouts Minako as she pulled the skirt and shirt over Gourry’s head. Gourry lost the battle and was sitting on the ground, wearing a mini skirt, shirt and ondangos. He got up. “There, your done.” said Minako. Gourry got up and walked over to the others. Duo was laughing hard. “Hey I didn’t laugh when you were made over.” said Gourry, getting rather mad. “Trunks! Your turn!” said Minako. Trunks slowly walked over to Minako. He gulped. “Now lets see, ah I know!” said Minako as she ran off the Makoto’s night bag. She pulled out a short pretty pink dress with long sleeves and pink shoes. “Perfect!” said Minako with a grin. Trunks eyes widened. “Please not that… isn’t there anything else in that bag?” pleaded Trunks. “Nope, this is all she brought” Lied Minako as she got up and walked over to Trunks. “Question is.. Will it fit?” said Minako as she slipped the pink dress over Trunks’ head. “Alright it bearly fits!” said Minako joyfully. Trunks scowled. “Now, Mako-chan doesn’t have purple hair. So I gota fix your hair Trunks.” said Minako. Trunks looked doutful. Minako walked behind him and grabed his hand. “Come with me.” said Minako as she pulled on his hand. “Okay okay.” said Trunks as he followed her. She took him to the bathroom. She then locked the door. The other 3 guys ran up to the bathroom door and put their ears againest the door. “Why are we in here?” asked Trunks. Minako was looking around in the closet in the bathroom. “We gota get rid of your purple hair, so we gota dye it brown.” said Minako as she pulled out some brown hair dye. “DYE?!” protested Trunks as he put his hands over his head. “Hey cooperate or else you won’t be able to get home.” said Minako. Trunks looked at her. “Fine.. Since this is what I must do…” said Trunks dully. “Okay, so turn around.” said Minako. Trunks turned. Minako started putting the dye in his hair. “Now wait in here for 15 minutes, I will be back in 15 and help you wash the dye out.” said Minako as she left the bathroom. The other 3 guys jumped away from the door fast and acted as if they hadn’t been listening to their conversation. “Well after Trunks is done, next I will have to find you places to sleep.” said Minako. “Well why can’t we sleep where the sleeping bags were?” asked Gourry. “Because those are my friends sleeping bags not yours” said Minako. Duo got up and looked around. Tamahome laid on the floor and stared at the ceiling. Minako looked at her watch. “Its been 15 minutes…” she said to herself. She walked back into the bathroom. Trunks was staring into the mirror glumly. “Hey its been 15 minutes! Time to wash!” said Minako all happy. “Fine…” said Trunks. Outside the bathroom the other 3 guys were listening. “Can you hear anything?” asked Duo. “No, all I hear is water running…” said Gourry. “Hey they are turning the doorknob! Jump!” said Tamahome as he and the other guys jumped away from the door. Minako and Trunks walked out. Trunks had brown hair done up in a pony tail.
“Well you are now all made over.” said Minako proudly. The others just smirked. “Now where to find places for you guys to sleep.” said Minako, putting her hand on her chin.
Chapter 3: What’s Next!?
“Rei… are you and your little friends still awake?” asked a voice from outside the door of the room. “Uh… umm yeah but we are going to sleep right now grandpa!” said Minako as best she could in Rei’s voice. “Okie dokie.” said Rei’s grandpa as he left the door. Minako signed with relief. “Who was that?” asked Gourry loudly. “Shhhh!!!” said Minako. “Who was that?” whispered Gourry. “Rei’s grandpa.” said Minako in a whisper. “Ohhhh!!” said Gourry loudly. “SHHH!!!!” said Minako again. “Sorry” whispered Gourry. Everyone sweatdrops. Minako pulls out some straw mats from a closet. “Here you guys can sleep on these.” said Minako. The guys eye the mats. “We’re guests here and all you give us are… straw mats?” sneered Tamahome. “Shut up, you are un-invited guests so you don’t get good stuff, understand!?” said Minako, smoke coming out of her ears. “Fine miss impolite.” sneered Duo. “Now all of you, get to sleep and don’t get up until I come in here in the morning, ALRIGHT!?” ordered Minako. The others nodded. “Alrighty then.” said Minako as she headed for the door to the chambers she was to sleep in. “Horrible.. I mean, sweet dreams, boys, hahahaha.” smirked Minako as she left. “Man I hate her, she’s so heartless.” said Tamahome. “Yeah I agree.” said Duo. “She stole my hairstyle!” complained Gourry. Others sweatdrop. “Hey Trunks, why are you rather quiet so suddenly?” asked Duo. “Huh.. Oh.. I was just.. Thinking..” said Trunks, snapping back to reality. “Thinking about what?” asked Tamahome. “What might be happening in my world.” said Trunks. “We all are, Trunks.” said Duo. “We? I am not thinking of my world, I am thinking of hot babes in bikinis.” said Gourry. Others all sweatdrop again. “Your world isn’t that important to you is it Gourry..?” said Tamahome. “Actually it is, just it ain’t on my mind like you guys have it on your minds.” said Gourry. “Uh right yeah…” said Tamahome. “I wanna go back to my world soon. Who knows how much the other Gundam Pilots need me..” sighed Duo as he fell back on the mat. “Miaka is probably worried sick about where I could be.” sighed Tamahome as he fell back on his mat also. “Who’s Miaka?” asked Gourry. “The best girl in the world.” said Tamahome dreamily. “Suuurrrreeee….” said Gourry. “My mother’s probably wondering what happened to me as well.” said Trunks as he sat on his mat. “You have a mommy? Hahahahaha! That’s funny man.” said Gourry. “Are you saying you never had a mom or something?” asked Trunks kind of annoyed. “Yep thats correct, and I am glad I didn’t cause if I did I woulda come out as gay as you are, Trunks.” laughed Gourry. “I am not gay! You’re the gay one with all that blonde hair flying around at your butt.” growled Trunks. “Oh really? You look more straight in that pink dress and with your hair brown than you did when you had your gay purple hair and nightgown on!” said Gourry laughing hard. “Your asking for a beating you do know that don’t you…” said Trunks as he narrowed his eyes. Gourry laughed harder. “You?! Beat me!? What a laugh!” chuckled Gourry. “Your wrong. I could beat you to a bloodly pulp.” growled Trunks. “Hey guys don’t start fighting… We need to stick together till we at lest get back to our worlds…” said Tamahome as he sat up. “I am not forgiving his actions, he deserves a beating.” growled Trunks. “I was just saying the truth.” said Gourry with a goofy grin. “That’s it! You die, NOW!” yelled Trunks as he jumped on Gourry and punched him hard in the nose. “Ouch! That hurt you gay freak!” yelped Gourry. Trunks’ hair turns golden and his eyes go teal. Duo starts laughing. “Whats so funny!?” demanded Trunks as he faced Duo. “You.. Hahahaha… you look all tough and stuff with the gold hair and teal eyes and big muscles… hahahah.. But the dress makes you look like a gay dork!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!”laughed Duo as he held his stomach from laughing so hard. Trunks growled. “Hey, Trunks man, settle down already. And how did you do that with the changing hair and eyes?” asked Tamahome, suprised. Trunks turned back to normal, he then turned to Tamahome. “I would settle down if these bakas would stop insulting me.” said Trunks. “You heard him Duo and Gourry, shut up!” said Tamahome. “Fine we will, now lets get to sleep.” yawned Duo. “Insulting? Oh ok I get it.” said Gourry. The guys all lay back on their mats as they all fall asleep.
Chapter 4: Good Morning!
“Come on Trunks, I know your weaker than me but you can at lest try harder!” shouted Vegeta. “No, I am stronger than you, I don’t want to hurt you father..” said Trunks. Vegeta punched Trunks hard in the jaw, causing his mouth to bleed. “Fight harder now you weak fool!” shouts Vegeta. “I refuse to hurt you.” said Trunks again, whiping his mouth on his glove. “Well if you don’t fight harder.. I will just have to kill you!” yelled Vegeta as he flies at Trunks at top speed. Trunks stares at him, un able to move. “NOOO!!! YOU CAN’T!! NOOO!” shouts Trunks, trying to defend himself. Trunks sat up in bed quickly after awaking from the nightmare. “NOO!” shouted Trunks as he sat up, driping in cold sweat and breathing hard. Tamahome and Duo fly off their mats and hit the ceiling. “AHHH! WHAT WAS THAT!?” they both yelped as they hit the ceiling. “I am.. Sorry.. It was me..” said Trunks, catching his breath. Tamahome and Duo fall from the ceiling and hit the floor. “What was that for!?” they question Trunks. “I didn’t mean to..” said Trunks slowly. “Well don’t do it again! I was having a great dream until you screamed bloody murder over there.” said Duo. “I said I am sorry…” said Trunks. Suddenly the door flew open. In the door way was a person wearing a green mud mask, towel on their head, and had a bath robe on. “AHHHHH IT’S A MONSTER!” yelped Tamahome as he jumped into Duo’s arms. “I am not a monster you baka! Its me Minako! Why the heck did you guys get up! I told you to not wake up till I came and got you!” growled Minako. “Minako…” said Duo, blinking a few times. “Oh ok its just you… for a moment I thought we were in deep kuso there.” sighed Tamahome with relief. Minako looks up at the cracked ceiling with imprints of Tamahome and Duo in them. “What happened to the ceiling!?” gasped Minako. “We kinda got freaked out by Trunks screaming so we hit the ceiling.” said Duo. Others sweatdrop. “Rei’s grandpa is gunna kill us!” yelped Minako. “No grandpa is gunna kill me.” said Tamahome. “It was a figure of speech baka!” said Minako. Suddenly everyone noticed Gourry is still sleeping, snoring loudly. They all sweatdrop. “Hey Gourry you can wake up now.” said Minako. No response. Minako walks over to his bed. “HEY GOURRY! WAKE UP!!!” shouts Minako in his ear. “AHHHHH!!” yelps Gourry as he flies off his mat and hits the ceiling leaving an imprint. They all sweatdrop. Gourry falls from the ceiling and hits the floor with a loud thud. “Ouch! What’s the big idea of waking me up!?” growled Gourry at Minako. “Its time to get up so I got you up that’s what.” said Minako. Gourry stares at her for a moment. “HOLY CRAP IT’S A YOMA!” screams Gourry as he jumps into Trunks’ arms. “I am not a yoma! Geez your just as stupid at Tamahome and Duo!” yells Minako. “Then who are you!?” questions Gourry. “Minako!” shouts Minako. “Oh!! Oh my! What happened? Did you fall under some horrible curse!?” asks Gourry with wide eyes. “No, this is just what I wear when I sleep, odango atama.” says Minako. “Oh.. Hey I am not a odango atama!” shouts Gourry. Tamahome and Duo are laughing. “Whats so funny?” asks Gourry to Tamahome and Duo. “You look so comfortable in Trunks’ arms.” snickered Tamahome. Gourry jumped out of Trunks arms. “Its not what you think!” says Gourry to them. “Suuurrreeee.” says Duo. Gourry growls. “I am not gay, its Trunks’ whos gay!” says Gourry. “I am no gay you baka blonde.” says Trunks very lowly. “I think your all gay but thats beyond the point, get up and get ready cause we have to go and check out some things.” said Minako, crossing her arms. “Okay then. See you later then Minako!” says Duo as he pushes her out the door. “Hey! Don’t push!” yelps Minako as Duo closes the door on her. Trunks stands up and stretches. “Hey, Gourry, your ondangos are in a mess.” said Tamahome, pointing to Gourry. “I don’t give a rats behind about the stupid ondangos.” said Gourry as he walked to a mirror in the room. Duo gets up and brushes his hair out. “Geez, she’s such a bitch. I wish she would go to hell, that way I could torture her.” said Duo under his breath. “I agree with ya buddy.” said Tamahome. Trunks gets up and walks to the door. “Hey! Junks don’t open the door!” shouts Gourry. “It’s Trunks… and I want to go outside so I am leaving, see you all later…” said Trunks as he headed out the door. Minako falls in on him as he opens the door, shes all dressed and ready to go. “Thank you for opening the door Mako-chan.” said Minako. “Mako-chan!?” asks Trunks, puzzled. “I am going to call you guys by the names of my friends so Rei’s grandfather doesn’t find out your guys….” whispers Minako. “What did ya say?” shouts Gourry across the room. “Shh… I said I am going to call you by friend’s names, not shut up!” says Minako in a whisper. “Hey Minako, you look so happy laying on Trunks there…” snickers Tamahome. Minako blushes suddenly, then jumps up. “I WASN’T DOING ANYTHING!” shouts Minako at Tamahome. “Yeah we believe you Minako-chan…” says Duo sarcastically. Minako slaps Duo. “Quit being a pain in the ass.” growls Minako. Duo rubs his cheek. “Touchy touchy…” says Duo. “Well now that that’s settled…. I need all of you to follow me… There have been reports of weird accurences lately and we need to check them out..” said Minako in a serious tone. “Why?” asks Gourry. “Because, you have taken the places of the Sailor Senshi for now, so it is your guy’s jobs to protect this world from harm.” says a farmilar looking white cat with a creasent moon on his forehead who walks in. “HOLY KUSO IT’S A TALKING CAT!” yelps Duo as he jumps into Minako’s arms. “Korin?” asks Trunks, looking at the white cat. Minako drops Duo on the floor. “Its just Artemis… he won’t hurt you Duo..” smirks Minako as she walks to Artemis. “Thank you Minako, now the recent thing has been these monsters have attacked teenagers and little children… but I am not sure why..” says Artemis. “Does Luna have any information on it?” asks Minako. “She’s out investigating now.” said Artemis. “So let’s get going. You guys all seem to be the fighter kind of people so come on, you should be good at this.” said Minako as she heads for the door. “Alright, anything to keep me entertained..” said Tamahome as he followed Minako. “I ain’t going out like this!!” protests Gourry and Duo in unison. “You look like girls.. No one will know your guys dudes..” says Minako. “She has a point.” snickers Tamahome. They groan. “Fine we’re coming.” says Duo as him and Gourry follow Minako and Tamahome. “I wanna go too, I am bored as hell.” says Trunks as he follows.
Chapter 5: Yoma!?
“Humm.. Luna said she would be close to the Fruit Parlor Crown….” says Artemis as he leads they way for the group. “Fruit Parlor Crown?” asks Gourry, raising his eyebrow. “It’s where me and my friends hang, Gourry.” says Minako. “Artemis! Minako!” shouts Luna from a distance. “Where.. Where did that noise come from!?” asks Duo, looking around. “Luna, have you seen any sign of the enemy?” asks Artemis as he runs to Luna, standing near the parlor. “The enemy hasn’t attacked yet.. But I think their target is that girl over there…” says Luna, pointing to a young girl sitting in the corner of the parlor. The group walks up to Luna and Artemis. “Another talking cat!? How many damned talking cats you got here, Minako?” asks Tamahome looking at Minako. “These are the only 2 in this time period.” says Minako as she bends down and picks Luna and Artemis up. “So were’s this horrible bad guy we have to face?” asks Duo, looking around. “Is it a evil tyrant trying to take over the universe!?” asks Trunks, thinking of Freiza and Cell. “I am not sure, they seem to be attacking certain people, and I feel the next target is that girl over there..” says Luna, again pointing to the corner of the shop where the girl sat. “Let’s check her out then!” says Duo as he walks into the parlor. “Hey matte!” shouts the others in unison as they follow. Duo walks over to the girl in the corner. She has dark purple hair, tied into a braid, ruby red eyes that had a sparkle that seemed to be slightly hidden by the shadow of her face, last of all she wore a regular looking plaid sweater and a grey skirt to her knees, plus loafers and checkered socks. “Hello there little lady, you look so sad, whats wrong cute stuff?” asks Duo, putting his hands on the table and looks at the girl. The girl looks up and stares at him. “Well aren’t you going to answer me babe?” asks Duo, looking the girl in the eyes. “Miss, I am sorry I am not of the lesbian culture.. Please find someone else to love..” says the girl, backing further into the booth, eyeing Duo. The others walk up behind Duo. “Hey baka, you’re a girl now remember?” whispers Minako. Duo’s eyes widen. “Ohh, sorry, I didn’t mean to frighten you. My name is.. Is…” stutters Duo in a high pitched voice. “Rei…” whispers Minako. “Rei! Yes thats my name!” says Duo. Others sweat drop. “Oh, hello Rei, my name is Uyko.” says the girl by the name of Uyko, offering her hand in friendship to Duo. Duo shakes her hand. “My name is Minako and these are my friends Makoto, Ami, and Usagi.” said Minako with a friendly grin as she points to Trunks, Tamahome, and Gourry. Uyko smiles. “Nice to meet you all.” says Uyko. The group sits down at Uyko’s table. “So are you new around here?” asks Minako. ” Oh, yes I am, I am going to Juban High School.” says Uyko. “What do you study there?” asks Minako. “Writing.. And in my spare time I study the martial arts.” says Uyko. “Cool, well see you around school Uyko!” says Minako as she gets up, the guys follow her as well as the cats. “What would the enemy want with her? She seems perfectly harmless..” says Trunks. “Its not that she might be powerful, its that she might have something the evil wants…” says Artemis. “What do you mean?” asks Tamahome, puzzled. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” screams a voice from a ways off. “What was that!?” yelps Gourry and he jumps into Minako’s arms. “The enemy! Come on! We gota get em!” shouts Minako, dropping Gourry. “Mina Henshin!” shouts Luna. “VENUS CRYSTAL POWER! MAKE UP!” shouts Minako as she raises her wand into the air, and transforms in her brilliant lights and stars. The guys all stare at her. “Come on! We have to hurry!” yells Artemis. “Well I can’t fight without my Deathscythe.” says Duo, crossing his arms. “And I won’t fight like this, I need my sayian spandex!” says Trunks, also crossing his arms. “Here! Take these!” shouts Luna as she tosses the boys henshin wands. “What do we do with these!?” asks Gourry, looking at his locket he got. “Usagi impersonator, you shout �Moon Eternal Make up’!” says Luna. “Umm okay, MOON ETERNAL MAKE UP!” shouts Gourry very loud. He is engulfed in feathers and red lights and ends up in the skimpy sailor suit with wings on his back. “AHHH!!! What the hell is this!? I can’t fight in this stupid outfit!” protests Gourry. “You, Ami impersonator, shout �Mercury Crystal Power Make up’!” says Luna, not paying attention to Gourry, puts her attention on Tamahome. “Alright, MERCURY CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP!” yells Tamahome as he gets envoloped in the blue ribbons and ends up in the short skirt and blue boots. “Man! My butt is showing!? How do I fight in this cheapo outfit!?” says Tamahome, looking himself over. ” Rei impersonator, shout �Mars Crystal Power Make up’!” says Luna to Duo. “Gotcha! MARS CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP!!” shouts Duo as he is covered in flames and ends out in a red skirt and high heels. “And last of all, Makoto impersonator! Shout �Jupiter Crystal Power Make up’!” says Luna to Trunks. “Ugh… fine…” sighes Trunks. “Good boy Trunks!” says Sailor Venus all happy to see the guys suffer some more. “Shut up… JUPITER CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP!” shouts Trunks really loud as he is floated around with electricity all around him, then ends up in a green skirt and little rose earings on his ears. “Ugh this is horrible, what would my father think..” sighs Trunks as he looks at himself. “Alright! Hurry!” shouts Artemis as he leads the way to the attack. “Humm this doesn’t look like this earthling holds a Moon Orb either…” sighs a girl looking at her target laying on the floor with a orange ball with 10 stars inside it floating above her. “Halt! You will no longer have this un justice go on! For I am.. “starts Sailor Venus as she apears with her fellow senshi. “The pretty suited senshi, Eternal Sailor Moon! And in the name of the Moon I will right wrongs and triumph over evil and that means you!” shouts Gourry, doing the little Sailor Moon pose. The other sweat drop. Gourry stops “Where did that come from!?” he asks aloud. “Oh? Sailor Moon? What a laugh, she isn’t in this dimension anymore, you’re a fake.” says the girl, looking at the senshi. “What do you mean!?” asks Sailor Venus. “No more from you fakes! NYAN NYAN DRAGON CHANGO!” shouts the girl as she walks behind a tree. “Matte!” shouts Sailor Venus. Suddenly a cat like creature thats used to be the girl jumps out from behind the tree and onto Duo. “AHH!!! Get off me you freak!” shouts Duo from under the cat thing. “Not on your life.” hisses the cat. “VENUS… LOVE AND BEAUTY SHOCK!” shouts Sailor Venus as the hearts hit the cat, knocking it off Duo. “A new Ki attack?” asks Trunks. “Ki? What that!?” asks Sailor Venus. “So weak, that bearly scuffed my fur.” hisses the cat again as it stands up. “Leave this world alone and never come back.” says Sailor Venus, glaring at the cat. “Oh you just don’t understand what master has prepared for you all.” says the cat with a evil gleam in it’s eyes. “Oh? There’s nothing your master can bring us..” says Sailor Venus. The cat jumps over the senshi in a huge leap and lands next to the knocked out target on the ground. “I will take this dragon ball for master.” hisses the cat as it grabs the ball. “Dragon Ball!?” says Trunks, startled. The cat suddenly sent out a destructo disk, flying blades, swords, and beam blasts all with the flick of a paw. “AHHH!! KUSO!” yelps Duo. “YYAAAAAHHHHH!!!” yells Trunks as he shots out a large ki beam at the objects, degenerating them. “Woah Trunks! Nice move man!” says Gourry. “You may have won this battle but I will be back.” hissed the cat creature as it vanished. “That thing.. Has a thing called a dragon ball…” says Tamahome, staring at where the cat was. “That girl had a dragon ball inside of her…” says Trunks aloud. “Makoto impersonator.. Do you know something about these �dragon balls’?” asks Artemis. “The names Trunks and yes I do…” says Trunks. “Explain to us when we get back to Rei’s… eer I mean my temple.” says Duo as he picks up the knocked out girl. “This isn’t Uyko…” said Sailor Venus, looking at the girl. “Then my calculations were wrong!?” says Luna. “Guess so.” says Gourry.
To be continued…….